IMPORTANT RECALL
Important Info!!!
The maker of all human beings
is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to the serious
defect in the primary and
central component, or heart.
This is due to a malfunction in
the original prototype units,
resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in
all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed,
" Subsequential,
Internal Non-morality,"
or more commonly known as S-I-N,
as it is primarily symphonized by loss of moral judgment.
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| Some other symptoms
are: |
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Loss of
direction |
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Foul vocal
emissions |
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Amnesia of
origin |
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Lack of peace
and joy |
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Selfish, or
violent, behavior |
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Depression or
confusion in the mental component |
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The
manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for
this defect,
is providing factory authorized repair and service,
free of charge, to correct this S-I-N defect,
at numerous locations throughout the world.
The number to call for the
recall station in your area is: J-E-S-U-S
WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids manufacturer's warranty,
exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list,
and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
Author Unknown
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