A Real Man (LOL)
Definition of Outdoor Barbequing
It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do:
When a man volunteers to do such cooking,
the following chain of events is put into motion.
| (1) |
The woman goes to the store. |
| (2) |
The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. |
| (3) |
The woman prepares the meat for cooking,
places it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils, and takes
it to the man, who is lounging
beside the grill, drinking a beer. |
| (4) |
The man places the meat on the grill. |
| (5) |
The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. |
| (6) |
The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. |
| (7) |
The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. |
| (8) |
The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. |
| (9) |
After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. |
| (10) |
The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off |
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes
that there's just no pleasing some women
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