Prayer --- Waiting
Imagine praying and hearing this:
Thank you for calling My Father's House.
Please select one of the following options:
| Press 1 |
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for Requests |
| Press 2 |
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for Thanksgiving |
| Press 3 |
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for Complaints |
| Press 4 |
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for All Other Inquires. |
What if God used the familiar excuse...
"I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other
sinners right now.
However, your prayer is important to us and will
be answered in the order it was
received,
so please stay on the line"
Can you imagine getting these kinds of
responses
as you call God in Prayer:
If you would like to speak to:
| Gabriel |
Press 1 |
| Michael |
Press 2 |
| For a directory of other Angels |
Press 3 |
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm
while you are holding please |
press 4 |
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven
enter his or her Social Security number, then press the pound key.
(If you get a negative response, try area code 666.) |
Press 5 |
For reservations at "My Father's House" please enter
J-O-H-N followed by |
3-1-6 |
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and
where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here |
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.
Please hang up and try again tomorrow. |
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM |
If you need
emergency assistance when this office is closed,
contact your local pastor |
THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL
AND HE LISTENS WHEN WE PRAY!!!!!
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