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Someone Important
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The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast of America
and had arrived for a visit in Washington, DC.
He was taking a limousine to the hotel.
Since he'd never driven a limo, and had always wanted to,
he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while.
The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside,
climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the
wheel.
The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to
over 90 mph
to see what the limo could do.
He drove wildly all over the city, careening around
corners on two wheels,
running stop lights!
The chauffeur cringed in terror in the back seat.
Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State
Patrol in his side mirror,
so he pulled over.
The trooper approached the limo, peered in through the
windows,
then said,"Uh, just a moment please, I need to call
in."
The trooper called in and frantically asked for the
chief.
He then explained to the chief that he was
afraid he had messed up
and had a very important person pulled over
for speeding.
"How do I handle this, chief?" asked the
trooper.
"You dufus! You messed up
again?
Is it the Governor?" questioned the chief.
"No! This guy is even more important!"
"Is it the President?" gasped the chief.
"No! Even more important!"
"Well, who the heck is it?" screamed the chief.
"I don't know, sir," replied the trooper,
"but he's got the
Pope as his chauffeur."
<giggles>
Author Unknown
Supplied for Our Devotions by Kay and Ken Young - New Jersey - USA
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