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I can't reach my license unless you
hold my beer. |
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2 |
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Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my
radar detector wasn't plugged in. |
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3 |
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Aren't you the guy from the Village
People? |
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4 |
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Hey, you must've been doing' about
125 mph to keep up with me! |
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5 |
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Are you Andy or Barney? |
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6 |
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I thought you had to be in relatively
good physical condition to be a police officer. |
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7 |
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You're not gonna check the trunk are
you? |
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8 |
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I pay your salary! |
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9 |
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Gee, Officer! That's
terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning too! |
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10 |
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Do you know why you pulled me over?
Okay, just so one of us does. |
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11 |
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I was trying to keep up with
traffic.
Yes, I know there are no other cars around.
That's how far ahead of me they are. |
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12 |
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When the Officer says "Son, Your
eyes look red, have you been
drinking?"
You probably shouldn't respond with,
"Officer, your eyes looked glazed,
have you been eating donuts? |
