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INSTALLING LOVE
Customer:
I'm not very technical but, I think I
am ready to install now
What shall I do now?
Technician's
Reply: The first step is to open your
HEART.
have you located your heart yet.
Customer:
Yes I have but, there are several
programs running right now.
Is it ok to install whilst these are
running?
Technician's
Reply: What programs are running
ma'm?
Customer:
Let me see.....
PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE,
GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM are all
running right now
Technician's
Reply: This is not a problem, LOVE
will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE
from your current operating system.
It may however remain in your
permanent memory, but it will no
longer disrupt other programs.
LOVE will eventually overwrite
LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of it's
own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE
However you must trun off GRUDGE.EXE
and RESENTMENT.COM
Those programs prevent LOVE from
being properly installed.
Can you turn them off now please.
Customer:
I am not sure how to turn them off,
can you help me please?
Technician's
Reply: I sure can, goto your start
menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE Do
this as many times as is neccessary
until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM
have been completely erased
Customer:
I've done it and LOVE has started to
install itself automatically, Is that
normal?
Technician's
Reply: It sure is. You should receive
a message saying it will reinstall
for the time of your HEART. Can you
see that message yet?
Customer:
Yes I do and it is completely
installed.
Technician's
Reply: That's great but, you must
remember you only have the base
program. You need to connect to other
hearts in order to get upgrades.
Customer:
Oops, I have an error message, what
shall I do?
Technician's
Reply: What does the message say?
Customer:
It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT
RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS. What does
that mean?
Technician's
Reply: Don't worry, it is a common
problem. It means that the LOVE
program is set up to work on external
HEARTS but has not yet been run on
your HEART. It is one of those
complicated program things, but in
none technical terms it means you
have to LOVE your own machine before
you can LOVE others.
Customer:
So what should I do then.
Technician's
Reply: Can you find the directory
called "SELFACCEPTANCE"?
Customer:
Yes i have found it!
Technician's
Reply: Excellent, you are getting
good at this!
Customer:
Thank you
Technician's
Reply: You're welcome, now click on
the following files and copy them to
the "MYHEART" directory:
FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,
REALISEWORTH.TXT and GOODNESS.DOC The
system will now overwrite any
conflicting files and begin patching
any faulty programming. Now you need
to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all
directories, then empty your recycle
bin to make sure the problems have
completely gone and will not return.
Customer:
That's it. I got it now and my HEART
is filling up with really neat files.
SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor
right now and it shows that
WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE and
CONTENTMENT.COM are copying
themselves all over my HEART!
Technician's
Reply: That's great, it means that
LOVE is installed and running. You
should now be able to handle things
from here. Just one more thing though
before I go.
Customer:
What's that?
Technician's
Reply: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to
give it and it's various modules to
everyone you meet. They will in turn
share it with others and return some
really neat modules back to you.
Customer:
I sure do thank you for all your help
Author: Unknown
Please do share this with your friends, who knows,
they may return some more neat modules of their love back to you
JUST CLICK THE YELLOW BUTTON BELOW
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