This is Heaven

An eighty-five-year-old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash.
They had been in good health the last ten years,
mainly as a result of her interest in health food and exercise.
When they reached the Pearly Gates,
St. Peter took them to their mansion,
which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and a master bath suite
with a sauna and Jacuzzi.
As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.

"It's free," Peter replied. "This is heaven."

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to.
They would have golfing privileges every day, and
each week the course would change to new one
that represented one of the great golf courses on Earth.
The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"

Peter's reply: "This is heaven; you play for fre! e."

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch
with the cuisines of the world laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man.

"Don't you understand yet?
This is heaven; it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation.

"Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.

Peter lectured, "That's the best part:
You can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and
you never get fat and you never get sick.
This is heaven."



With that, the old man threw down his hat, stomped on it, and shrieked wildly.
Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.

The old man looked at his wife and said,
"This is all your fault.
If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!"

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